A Small Person Writes...
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Name:
Small Clanger
Birthdate:
29 July
Not due to appear on the scene until 19 July 2003, Small Clanger actually arrived in the world ten days late, starting as he means to go on - awkward, obstinate, and contrary... He is clearly a child prodigy, able to post in utero as well as at the tender age of 1 minute, thanks to rather geeky parents. He scared the health visitor a week before his second birthday by reading the alphabet and numbers, and is now on to books - reading 'What's Inside You?' as bedtime reading is a little ghoulish for the grown-ups but he loves it. Skeleton outfits are fun, as is explaining in great detail exactly what his body is doing at any given time. Particularly during dinner.
baths, being carried, being cuddled, being imperious, being upside-down, biscuits, books, bouncing, boxing, bread, burger king, burnout paradise, buses, cake!, cameras, cheese, cheesy sandwiches, chocolate milk, chocolate spread, clangers, colouring, crayons, daddy, flying, fromage frais, grandad, grandma, granny, grinning, horrid henry, jaffa cakes, john mouse, julia donaldson, jumping, jumping in leaves, jumping on the bed, lego, lego star wars, machines that go, making sandwiches, maths, milk, more food, morph, muffins, mummy, my bike, my cd player, my computer, numberjacks, numbers, nursery, oliver postgate, patterns, petits filous, pizza, pizza man!, playdough, remote controls, roald dahl, sheep, silly songs, singing, singing loudly, sleeping, slides, taking, television, the very hungry caterpillar, the wiggles, they might be giants, tie-dye, toffee and lemonade drink, tom and jerry, trains, trampolines, trees, typing, typing on my laptop, uncles and aunties, waking daddy, walking, warmth, why-aye-games